WASHING KIDNEYS TO SATISFY YOUR WIFE

A Chinese company is marketing a Viagra-style drug called USA Selikon (I love that name!) with Sean Connery, David Beckham and Keanu Reeves endorsing the product on Chinese TV.  Sounds legitimate right?  There’s just one thing … none of them know that they’re the brand ambassadors for this wonderful product!

The commercials feature badly dubbed interviews with the stars with quotes like …

It’s also the secret weapon with which I can satisfy Victoria” – David Beckham

Sean Connery recommends the stuff to his ‘aged friends’ since it’s what keeps his love life with his wife Barbara spiced up (He’s married to Michelene Roquebrune for over 32 years now).

The biggest endorsement comes from Keanu Reeves, who says, “The feelings after my kidneys got washed by USA Selikon capsules are surprising and give me multiple girlfriends.”

Check out the video.

(from the Daily Mail via The Mental Floss Blog)

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